MHC Library Quotes #9

When examining the periodical wall in the Vera Bracken Library the following conversation could be heard:

"We need to have more pretty looking magazines out here." - Female Staffer
"Yeah, we need Vanity Fair, or something like that. Oh, wait. There it is." - Male Staffer
"Oh, yeah we do have it."
"Yep, with Gisele Bündchenon on the cover."
"Who's that? [Inspects the cover.] Yeah, she's gorgeous."
"Yep, you could say that, but if I were a guy...."
"'A guy'?"
"No. Yeah. That's not what I meant to say."
"Huh?"
"What I meant to say is that, 'If I were less of a gentleman....'"
"Oh."
"Yes, I would agree and throw in a few more expletives."

MHC Library Quotes #8

As one employee passes another...

"I forgot I was thinking." - staffer #1
"You forgot you were thinking?" - staffer #2
"Yeah, I forgot I was thinking."
"How do you forget you were thinking?"
"No, it was about that smell. I forgot about it."
"Oh. Okay, I think I get it now."