When examining the periodical wall in the Vera Bracken Library the following conversation could be heard:
"We need to have more pretty looking magazines out here." - Female Staffer
"Yeah, we need Vanity Fair, or something like that. Oh, wait. There it is." - Male Staffer
"Oh, yeah we do have it."
"Yep, with Gisele Bündchenon on the cover."
"Who's that? [Inspects the cover.] Yeah, she's gorgeous."
"Yep, you could say that, but if I were a guy...."
"'A guy'?"
"No. Yeah. That's not what I meant to say."
"Huh?"
"What I meant to say is that, 'If I were less of a gentleman....'"
"Oh."
"Yes, I would agree and throw in a few more expletives."
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